Tablo: But first, let me take a selfie ☆~(◡‿◕✿)
when they mess up your order but end up giving you extra food for free
The human body has 7 trillion nerves and some people manage to get on every single fucking one of them
if you hold an empty gatorade bottle up to your ear you can hear the sports
So you say “Capitalism is the only system that works?”
This is such a ridiculously good way to show how it all ‘works.’ Amazing shot.
i mISTOOK THE POLE CAP FOR PART OF ITS FACE